Archive for the 'I Want To Punch You In The Ear' Category

02 Apr

Things I Hate. #1

Monday night I came home from being out of town and when I opened the door to my apartment I saw basically what I expected…a mess! I knew it would be there because I have one room mate (Special K) who’s a bitter and angry person who suddenly decided that cleaning up after himself was […]

11 Mar

A Sign That Hillary is Done

When you offer a vice presidential ticket to your competitor who has more than a difinitive chance of beating you…you know you’re pretty much done. Hillary and her hubby Bill know their campaign is out of gas and these are her final attempts of desperation.
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04 Mar

You’re Gonna Hate Me For This

OK so some Marine presumably in Iraq, is under fire because he took some cute cuddly little puppy and threw it, causing everyone to scream and cry animal cruelty. I understand the initial knee jerk reaction, its a little shocking especially if you dont have thick skin but I ask you this. Even though the […]

04 Feb

Bittersweet Nightmare

I must be really stressed out lately because my nightmares and generally peculiar dreams have been increasing exponentially. In fact I’ve been having multiple dreams per night lately.
Last night was a real a jewel of a nightmare, I dreamt that Hillary Clinton won the Presidential election…I know, absolutely terrifying. For some reason I was […]

11 Dec

Jihad and Laughter

If you’re not already familiar with Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, you should be! This greasy haired governor of Massachusetts is a walking highlight real. Besides the fact that he’s running on a platform opposite to the one that got him elected as governor, he makes video clip worthy statements every single day. This is the […]

07 Aug

Bomb Mecca and Medina

Its time for me to brag and boast…On the 3rd of this month I wrote an article describing the overwhelming ignorance of the presidential candidates. My prediction was that the campaign would be very entertaining because candidates would continue saying stuff like, “we should nuke the moon”, “the president of Iran is an anti-semitic robot […]

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