02 Apr
Monday night I came home from being out of town and when I opened the door to my apartment I saw basically what I expected…a mess! I knew it would be there because I have one room mate (Special K) who’s a bitter and angry person who suddenly decided that cleaning up after himself was […]
Posted in Enough Already, Personal, Me Myself and I, Umm...Why?, Stupid People, I Want To Punch You In The Ear, Chicago, Gross, I Hate You by: D.B. Shobrawy
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04 Feb
I must be really stressed out lately because my nightmares and generally peculiar dreams have been increasing exponentially. In fact I’ve been having multiple dreams per night lately.
Last night was a real a jewel of a nightmare, I dreamt that Hillary Clinton won the Presidential election…I know, absolutely terrifying. For some reason I was […]
Posted in Me Myself and I, I Want To Punch You In The Ear, I Hate You, American Politics by: D.B. Shobrawy
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03 Oct
Tomorrow I’m leaving for California, I’ll be there for 4 days and I’m having mixed feelings about it. On one hand I’m going there to visit some friends and get away for a while and on the other hand I’ve always hated California, specifically Los Angeles.
Yea the weather is nice over there but…who cares!? I […]
Posted in Me Myself and I, Stupid People, I Hate You, America by: D.B. Shobrawy
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06 Jun
Dear Sony Corp. and whoever may care.
Me would lke to start by apologzng for my mspellngs and poor grammar. Me regretfully tell you that my beloved Sony laptop be not what she used to be. Allow me to explan… Approxmately 2 days ago my keyboard malfunctoned, […]
Posted in Letters, Personal, I Want To Punch You In The Ear, I Hate You by: D.B. Shobrawy
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22 May
How exhausting, I get sick nearly every month or month and a half and I’m sick once again. Lets go over my symptoms…
-My head feels like its being squeezed in a vise grip.
-When I stand up I feel dizzy like I’m gonna fall over.
-The only thing I can hold down is Gatorade which doesn’t seem […]
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29 Mar
I generally love driving, I dont know what it is about it but I enjoy it. However driving to Florida is the most excruciating and terrifying experience. Allow me to recap with a personal letter to each state.
Dear Indiana,
It goes without saying that your police are the biggest assholes in […]
Posted in CRAZY, I Hate You, America by: D.B. Shobrawy
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