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31 Oct

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Stupid girl: Well who are you gonna vote for.

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Yours Truly: Wow, really. You dont even know the candidates. Why dont you do some research before you hit the streets registering people to vote when you dont know shit. You're more of a threat to this country than if you were unregistered.

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Conclusion is that the pictures of our friends in Saudi were nothing short of misleading. All we saw were people having fun, smiling and drinking. These guys are getting paid 100 grand to do a job that pays 50 in the U.S. , they must be giving up something, a whole lot of something.

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11 Oct

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05 Oct

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